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    Man with elephant penis


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    I bet he gets alot of girls with that.

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    just out of interest...what IS that thing behind his head?

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    That's his penis. He removed it in envy

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    that wouldnt be sex, that would be GBH


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    Quote Originally Posted by harry_a View Post
    that wouldnt be sex, that would be GBH
    never had any complaints
    ect ect

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    Just out of interest....What in the name of dumbo where you googling to find such a pic by accident?....or was it by accident?
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    How long has that elephant been in the cottaging scene?

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    i wonder how that would go down the muddy path

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    already has from the looks of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by parksy View Post
    how long has that elephant been in the cottaging scene?
    rofl

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    Probably from Reykjavik.. they have a penis museum there.
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    That's not all of it. There's a hole in the wall and the elephant is standing 4 feet away from the house.
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    Anyone else just find it a bit creepy the way he has his hand on it
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    I wonder what prompted this fat gut dick collector to put such a trophy on the wall. It's a bit like people who stick animal heads or ivory tusks on the wall. I find it depressing or rather very upsetting to murder animals just to have trophies like this displayed around the house.

    I'm thinking about the poor elephant walking around with an important part of his anatomy missing. Must be tough to pee and then to cap it all, no sex life. He will not be able to be a real Dad as procreating for him is out of the question.

    Do you think dick collector gave a thought to the elephant population's feelings or is he more concerned with stroking his trophy as the exhibitionist that he is. He's just one kinky dick in my opinion.

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