Moose tests the new North Pump..

[paulie_amoose]

After the near death my beloved old North pump, the old dependable grey one with a battered hose. I decided to let the new pimp ass North pump into my life, here is a review of its bad a$$...



The pump arrived at 10:30am and I decided to test it's techincal ability with a meaty server issue we had been running with for the last 2 weeks, the pump went into the server room and immediently resolved the issue. Lateral Thinking - 10/10



I tested the pump ability to simplify complex issues and pass on infomation to clients in an understable manner. Comunication skills - 10/10



Next we test the various attachments in various valves.. Interconnectablity 12/10



Next test is ability to hold down a lunch time pint.. Switched from blow to suck for this one - Drinking Part 1 10/10



Tested the ability to chair a executive business meeting - Corporate synegie 10/10



Tested is the ability to luv you long time.. Switch back from suck to blow! 10/10 5 dollar!



Next we tested the pumps ability to deliver a presentation on SAN infrastructure. Powerpoint and knowledge transfer skills 10/10

[paulie_amoose]

Into the evening we tested the pump further....

The next test was an beer and curry stress test.. Manly consumption 10/10



Then we test the pump ability to make the most miserable waiter in Bristol laugh... 0/10



It redeemed itself by chatting up the attractive bar maid instead.. Pulling ability 10/10



Then it went to pull four girls at once (ages to be confirmed.. ) Pulling ability 20/10



It took to the dance floor and as you can from the shaft position got a bit excited by all the attention!



Overall this pump is a fast talking, solid working, hard partying, lady killing mo fo and I'm proud to have spent £24.99 on it and I have made a new friend



But how well does it inflate kites? F**K KNOWS!

[metal_snapper]

Just died laughing!!!
Wish I had the wit to comment!!

[Blast]

Classic, worth every penny then!

[g3legacy]

That was great

[Cyprino]

ROFL
That's fantastic!

[barrybarryr]

Brilliant.

[ouchmyankle]

lol class best review ever, I need this pump in my life.

[gordo]

pmsl fair play looks like Mr pump works hard and partys hard

[GSter]

Paulie, I bought a new pair of Mystic gloves last week, can I send them over for a review please?

[austin]

fantastic! i wa half expecting a serious review lol

[cosmicrider]

On the the strenth of that ,im gonna get one !

[Blast]

Only worry is that the pump may run off with Mrs!

[RichieRipz]

Awesome!

[MrPhill]

Thats the best review ive ever seen
I think i may have wet myself reading it

[Andy-j]

your work mates must think you are a pleb!
Great review and top effort for having the balls to take your pump to work and out with you!

[C4C]

alas a proper review!!! very good if very strange.. ;o)

[Tone]

that was freaking awesome!!!

thanks man, that has cheered up a very boring Saturday.

[_Geordie_]

mint. Sat on the beach waiting for this rain to blow through and read this on my phone as i need a new pump and was p!ssing mesel. I think i'll put the pumps cv forward for a position in our it dept, it'll run rings round our lot. Will have to warn the girls tho! Class!

[GORILLA]

Ha - v good - must be the honest and most trust worthy review ever written !

P.s you do have far too much time on your hands!

[jordan_aryan]

wtf...LOL..hahahha

nice.

[koolkecks79]

Nutter!

[zimmer]

Bit harsh giving 0/10 for not making the waiter laugh. Surely you can see the mirth in his eyes?

[morleyman200]

hmm, well it even pulls the younger generation of the females :P

top review pmsl

[paulie_amoose]

Guess what... Forgot to take the bloody thing to the beach with me today! I couldnt find it this morning, I think it might still be out partying!