The Even Newer Coventry Kiters Thread. mk.II

[Sw3d3]

lol i'm still amazed you have any mates - the way you speak to people

i might be down - i feel ill at the moment an i ain't got a fcukin clue why

was considerin goin down for a late nighter, say 6:30 till dark, dno how its gonna work out yet tho... cos i got a mission to do at 6 till halfpast, an depends how my stomach is

[pitch_inspector]

Prozac, I've got a really old 8ft stacker so I can show you how to set it up sometime if you're at the field. I'll try and get along this afternoon even if it's only to change some lines on a kite, doesn't look very windy out.

[mick]

PMSL
i might be down - i feel ill at the moment an i ain't got a fcukin clue why

i got a mission to do at 6 till halfpast, an depends how my stomach is

Hey Chris maybe I can help you as to why you feel ill. Cos you're a friggin big girly Nancy boarder. Told ya, get a buggy, you'lle feel better straight away.

You've got a mission have ya? For those who don't know. Chris is Weapons officer onboard an Apache helicopter gunship and is called up at short notice by his No.1 in command Lady Boy to fly dangerous and life threatening missions. Can't say anymore on the subject. Lady Boy also goes under the name of Richard " look at that thermal " Edwards.

[prozac]

Prozac, I've got a really old 8ft stacker so I can show you how to set it up sometime if you're at the field. I'll try and get along this afternoon even if it's only to change some lines on a kite, doesn't look very windy out.

Cheers!!
I popped up the field again, on the offchance but no-one was out.
I sat reading the user guide I was pointed at from the newbie forum.
I was watching the trees and trying to gauge the wind...
Would a 8' stacker fly in a lighter wind than the 6' delta?. There is no way the delta would have flown today.

I waited for 20 mins then sidled off home.

I go on call tonight so who knows when I'll be out. And the weathe ris supposed to improve over the weekend so I'm guessing that's bad news for kites.

Prozac

[mick]

Well I'm just on me way up. 6.6 might fly or else its the 9mtre.

[Sw3d3]

Hey Chris maybe I can help you as to why you feel ill. Cos you're a friggin big girly Nancy boarder. Told ya, get a buggy, you'll feel better straight away.

You've got a mission have ya? For those who don't know. Chris is Weapons officer onboard an Apache helicopter gunship and is called up at short notice by his No.1 in command Lady Boy to fly dangerous and life threatening missions. Can't say anymore on the subject. Lady Boy also goes under the name of Richard " look at that thermal " Edwards.

LOLLLL thats too funny man - some good spinage on what i said being used there

i'm startin to get back into the spirit of this thread which is good cos the rest of the ******* forums suck d!ck - yes m!ck, more than 'Richard "look at that thermal" Edwards'

[Sw3d3]

oh an prozac me and nick (another boarder who don't post on here) will prob be goin up around 6pm an i'll stay till its dark or the wind totally drops off

look for 2 HUGE blue, black and white kites (same colour scheme, but different kites ) i can't imagine you'd miss us

[mick]

look for 2 HUGE blue, black and white kites (same colour scheme, but different kites ) i can't imagine you'd miss us

Yeh look for the kites Pro. They'lle be on the ground, you can't miss em The blue black and white shows up against the green background.


Nice to meet ya Jeff. Be good when that garden injury heals.

[prozac]

nearly made it, but a friend showed up before I could escape.
Did you get anything off the ground??

[Sw3d3]

yea we did, but nick must of ran backwards across the field a good 3 or 4 times - had a good 2min run on the board in a gust but after an hr or so of tryin i jus gave up oh well

[mick]

Yea Mart. Me and Pitch Inspector had a reasonable hour. Nowt quick, only 20. something but he got pulled over and dragged quite well. He did a bit of pitch inspecting as he was face down . I pi55ed meself laughing and jumped on his back. Then we both laughed. He got some good grass stains. Oy not from me jumping on him I hasten to add. ( I aint a gay botty boarder)

He had his 6 mtre LD and I had my 6.6 Blade and a few times I thought I was comin out. P.I if you read this, that was a friggin near miss we had dude. Keep me on me toes ya bast-rd. I've got your gay pink hardness in the van.

But then the wind dropped right off to nowt. The time for the YMCA boys to make an appearance. "Gay bar, gay bar I wanna take you to the gay bar gay bar Chris." I can hear it now as I was driving away

Time for Little and Large to have a play.

[prozac]

You appear to have a homophobic theme running through most of your posts ;0)
The wind has gone totally now, that'd be because I've got my kite. :0(

Catch ya around.....

Prozac

[mick]

Morning Martin.

Moi, a homophobian, certainly not. But here is your first lesson in power kiting.

Boarders can be a complete pain in the ass. (flying wise) They generally do runs of 50 feet, fall off, kick the board away a least 50 ft, drag the kite back upwind (cos they mainly go down wind). Put the kite down. Walk back up for their board which is now miles away. Get back on, and immediately fly the kite to the zenith forming a mobile road block.

The little field at j2 can support about 4-5 buggies or 2 boarders.
Fortunately they only fly when the wind doesnt ruffle their hair but you still have to avoid driving over their make up bags, which they scatter in neat piles around the field.

This said, we have 2 with us and this is only a bit of a joke (?) but hey, if you is batting for the other team, you're still very welcome provided your long term intention is buggying

[jeffrington]

Yeah same hear Mick, looking forward to some fun buggying with you, ill go easy on you what with you being an old timer,

I just know im going to regret that remark

would love to get to the coast with you lot sometime, though with other commitments i may struggle to get away but next time you plan anything and if you dont mind me tagging along let me know.

[Munky Boy]

Jeff with that weak ankle and wrist of yours you will not be doing a thing for a long time. Plus you do not live in Cov so pi** off and find some other friends. HA HA HA.
Might go and fly today would ask if you were coming but you now that old timers take longer to recover from falling of the step.!!!!!!!!!!

[mick]

Bast-rd ! ( you're gettin there old dude) At least I is still walking unassisted. Anybody for a kick round the after, oh sorry Jeff, you can't. Oh well never mind

[prozac]

wind seems to be picking up!!! That's because I'm on call and have to be in Derby for 18:00

Heh ho..... I'll see what's happening when I get back

Martin

[mick]

Ah well another day, another play. Well not exactly a play but a laugh anyway. Nice to meet Ben from somewhere up North like Stafford or somewhere old and cobbley. He came down to play with Sw4d4s 8.5 Blade and I think bought it. What a nice kite. Sh-t what a big kite. Now Proz, thats a kite. I had my 9 mtre and 6.6 and Nick the horse worrier had his 12mtr Frenzy. Twas big kite day for sure.

Jeff, you say about committments. I've got 2 little girls, well 8 and 11. I took the elder dancing at 9-12. Then her and her Mom to town till 2. Meantime took my 8 yr old to Canley and back and baby sat the hound. Frig, I needed to get out. Anyway we know you did the ankle in the garden, tell us about the weak wrist

Also a large amount of money was found on the common by the Nick. Several hundred pounds and the honest bugger gave it up. What sort of bloke carries that money around with em. Certainly not a Coventry fella so near to Wood End ( we could have had a twenty each for sure )

[jeffrington]

Did'nt i mention it the other night Mick? when i ran over me arm? its elbow really not wrist.
anyway i dont need no kite to beat you across the field Munko, as Mick would say, your just a gay boarder ..... c'mon dude ... bring it on ....

[Sw3d3]

LOL he's got everyone fcukin startin now

m1ck aint jealously of us boarders a sin or summat

[jeffrington]

No offence Sw5d5, but i only fly with two other kiters and they both board, Munky boy and Gek, Munko definatly fits into Micks stereotype gay boarder's catogory and Gek is at least trying to learn how to buggy so he aint so gay

[mick]

YMCA YMCA I wanna take you to the YMCA.

Gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

My mission is complete young boardwalker. I have found someone to carry the mantle. Yay but he is a bit laid up at this moment in time but I feel he has the pi55 taking ability and understanding to carry on the work, that this FONT has started.

[Munky Boy]

Jeff is that your wheel chair, pluss have you got pants on . Please put your top back on as i have had to turn the contrast down on my screen.
Gay boarders, who is the one who wanted to play touch cock in the showers when we use to play squash

[jeffrington]

No, i have no kegs on, im going to start promoting naked kite buggying!!!! anyone care to join me? Touchcock! your just bitter cause i refused to join in your gay little game!

[mick]

Friggin eck like we were only kiddin' Trust a crossover kiter from Nunyaton to appear pantless in a buggy. And I had my thoughts about Munkey as well. Sounds like a dodgy game of squash to me. Gays on the right field please, buggyers on the left.

Come on Jeff. Move away from the dark side.

New Rule 1. All kiters must wear pants when flying irrespective of their leanings.
Thongs may be allowable in certain situations. Like your name is Louise Marsen.
New Rule 2. No more than one person to be installed in a buggy at any one time.
At no time must a buggyer have another kiter sat on his lap whilst flying. Unless flyers name is Louise Marsen.

Looks breezy enough to get a big one up later. Anybody up for it?